The long weekend has arrived, with Monday (9 Oct 06) a Canadian thanksgiving day. Here is a list of funnies I came across in a magazine.
#9 - Bertha Belch, a missionary from Indonesia, will be speaking tonight at Calvary Church. Come tonight and hear Bertha Belch all the way from Indonesia.
#8 - Eight new choir robes are needed due to the addition of several new members, and the deterioration of some older ones.
#7 - Scouts are saving aluminium cans, bottles, and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
#6 - The 8th graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7PM. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.
#5 - t the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What is hell?". Come early and listen to our choir practice.
#4 - Don't let worry kill you off - let the church help.
#3 - The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a conflict.
#2 - The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.
#1 - The sermon this morning: "Jesus walks on the water?" The sermon tonight: "Searching for Jesus"
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